Molly Sue and Polly Lou were at it again. Fussing and fuming over who was the prettiest. The two girls were identical twins and both were ugly as sin.
No man this side of the river would have anything to do with them. They spent every waking moment working on their race cars. They fit right in with the men from the racetrack. None of them cared if they were women or not. They were all there to win.
The twins were primping before the race. Something they did for every one like it would change things. They always ended up pulling each other’s hair and spraying hair spray all over so they both ended up crying from their stinging eyes.
The twins had race cars made identically alike just like them. Blue was their favorite color. Only difference was the name painted on the side. Their pit crews were all female.
The race started and Molly Sue pulled ahead. Usually Polly Lou was first. This pissed her off so much she deliberately ran her car into Molly Sue and they were both crushed bad. That ended the competition for them.