Ok there is no food or beverages in this house except filtered water. So I will offer you water. I need to be a better hostess. I am simply not the hostess type.
Now if we were having coffee I would mention that last weekend was busy and we had two birthday parties (kids) and my brunch I try not to miss. Hence I kind of canceled last weeks coffee share, but I did share a few things.
If we were having coffee I would share that the chiropractor is thinking of dropping me down to 1 visit a week. Yeah for me. Let’s hope everything in my body holds in place.
If we were having coffee I would tell you that my neurotic cat is terrified of me again because I put that flea oil on her. Just 3 little drops. I can’t hold her so I managed to get one in the right place and the other two not quite so right. I have to show her both hands now so she knows they are empty. Wonder how long her memory is. Have to do that once a month. I am mama non gratis right now, except for food and finally an occasional nuzzle.
If we were having coffee right now I would have to tell you that we were currently infested with fleas thanks to the dog and my dad who wouldn’t put a flea collar at the very minimum on him. So I bought a collar, the Advantage (which he refused to use) and flea bath shampoo and laid down the law. They are biting me now. I also have a carpet powder since we can’t possibly bomb the house.
And that’s been my week.