The wench was screaming horrendously. The diners began to quiet and to look around to see what the fuss was. Noticing nothing at first they wondered at her level of sanity and continued eating.
Eventually people began to notice her staring at a table and switched their full gazes to the table and the young man with a corkscrew threw his head. Others began screaming too and many began to vomit. What a sight!
Suddenly the wench stopped screaming and walked purposely across to the table and unscrewed the corkscrew from his head and began to open the wine bottle in her hand. She had stopped screaming and done her job of opening the wine although the customers were headed for the door slipping in the vomit and falling helter skelter.